Wednesday, December 07, 2005

 

Golden Books That Never Made It

Connor is beginning to really enjoy the Little Golden Books... especially the Richard Scary books with Goldbug and Lowly Worm. Here is a list of a few Little Golden Books that never made it:
  1. You Are Different and That's Bad
  2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  3. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
  4. Running with Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  5. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  8. All Cats Go to Hell
  9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  10. Some Kittens Can Fly
  11. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
  12. Grandpa Gets a Casket
  13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  18. You Were an Accident
  19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  20. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
  21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  22. Your Nightmares Are Real
  23. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

[ posted by Chris | Permalink | ]
Comments:
Reminds me of this Family Guy moment:

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.

Salesman: We have the popular "Everybody Poops", or the less popular "Nobody Poops but You".

Peter: Well, you see, we're Catholic...

Salesman: Ah, then you'll want "You're a Naughty, Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You".
# posted by Blogger Jon : 3:15 PM
 
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